Posted by chet at June 23rd, 2006

Huggableuns.com sells urns in the shape of teddy bears, cats and dogs. But those sizes are for your kids. If you want to hug your dead husband, you need to get the huggable urn pillow size. Yes, what better way to show your love for your Ex than by having your aunt Elma stuff her fat ass on his urn pillow while she tries to work off that cramp?

The bears come with an angled winged version for $99 or a wingless version for $85. Lets face it, half those snotty little kids are going straight to hell, so why waste $14 on the wings when you know they are just make believe?

While some of this might sound a little cheesy, don’t worry this is a classy company. A new product honors our fallen soldiers. You can put the bear in a military shirt (that only ads $10 to the order). And I know what you are thinking… but hey, this can’t be for fallen soldiers because the bears are not for normal adult amount of ashes. Yeah? What about the midgets serving in the military you size racist!?!?