Posted by chet at March 27th, 2006

Did you ever want to cremate your pet and then carry around their ashes in a stuffed animal designed to look just like them? QUIT LYING!!! You know you have wanted it, and finally now there is a company providing this high demand sevices - comfort pets.

Okay, so freak out aside, I bet there is a part of you admiring Comfort Pets. You are probably thinking they have a staff of talented toy makers ready to create the exact likeness of your beloved pet. Think again. From their site:

Choose from our list of breeds that looks closest to your pet for a pet memorial urn that is a soft and gentle final resting place. It doesn’t have to look exactly like your beloved companion, a mere resemblance will still be comforting.

I bet spending $60 on booze instead of a stuffed animal is pretty comforting as well. Because that’s right, all they are doing is selling you a stuffed animal with a zipper pouch in it so that you can stuff it with the ashes from your dead pet.

But don’t worry, they are expensive stuffed animals…